This is why I don't like to pick up the phone.
- 147xxxx: Hi, thanks for calling Starbucks *street*&*otherstreet*, how can I help you?
- Caller: HEYYUHHHH WHEN DO YOU GUYS CLOSE?!
- 147xxxx: in ten minutes.
- Caller: TEN MINUTES!?
- 147xxxx: yeah.
- Caller: OKAYUHHHHHHH CAN YOU MAKE ME A DOUBLE ESPRESSO?!
- 147xxxx: ... if you come in before we're closed - yes
- Caller: ALRIGHTWELLLLLL I'M COMING DOWN RIGHT NOW FOR ACROSS THE STREET SO I'LL COME IN TO PICK UP MY DOUBLE ESPRESSO
- 147xxxx: ...okay and I'll be waiting right here to ring you up - SEE YOU IN A JIFFY *click*
- Sorry but when I have 10 minutes left of my crazy busy 8 hour shift, I'm just not. in. the. mood.
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