I just make the coffee not the cookies
- 147xxxx: Hey what can I get for you today?
- customer: how fresh are the uhm... cinnamon swirl coffee cakes?
- 147xxxx: Well we got them in this morning, and we just opened up what they were packed in a bit ago
- customer: ...but... how fresh are they?
- 147xxxx: uhm... really fresh? ha, sorry. We got them in today and they're still very soft
- customer: well... don't you make them in the morning?
- 147xxxx: excuse me?
- customer: Don't you make your pastries in the morning?
- 147xxxx: Like... us personally in the store?
- customer: yeah
- 147xxxx: NO haha sorry, but no, they're shipped from bakeries
- customer: ... oh... really? I had no idea
- SERIOUSLY?! You really thought that we made them ourselves? Weren't you surprised that where ever you go in the whole world, we were able to make the lemon loaves look and taste exactly the same?
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