There are a few customers who are truly legendary. legendary for be ridiculously stupid.
- 147xxxx: Hey there, what can I get for you today?
- Hot Tranny Mess: (looking right at me)... Uh... cup of coffee
- 147xxxx: alright. iced coffee or hot coffee?
- HTM: What?
- 147xxxx: Do you want iced coffee or hot coffee?
- HTM: What's the difference?
- 147xxxx: ... uhm... (having to ignore my coworker next to the pastry case who has his back turned from the customer because he's closing to being hysterical) one is over ice and the other is... is hot.
- HTM: Oh.... just hot.
- 147xxxx: Okay. What size? medium?
- HTM: What sizes do you have?
- 147xxxx: We have a small (shows tall cup), medium (shows grande cup), and large (shows venti cup).
- HTM: Do you have anything smaller than that cup (pointing to the venti one I'm currently holding)
- 147xxxx: ... yup, the MEDIUM (holds it up)
- HTM: yeah. that.
- We don't know what was wrong with this person.
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