you are charming no one.
p.s. do you only wear muscle shirts
When we’re really busy, this guy will walk up to the counter - of course not waiting in line, take a free pastry sample, then yell for the person on bar to make him an ice water. Then after he gets his water at the handoff counter, he’ll come back to the registers and take another sample. He’s the kind of person who takes the sample and leaves the cup/container sitting on the counter.
He brings in the same cup and gets a refill. The cup is slowly rotting away and is super raunch. When he wants a flavor, he bitches about the additional cost. Sorry, I’m not going to give it to you for free because you look like you could be a hair model. I don’t think your ass is hot. I just think you’re a cheap ass.
And he acts as if we should be running to him and putting aside whatever we’re doing to get his refill or god damn iced water.
Any part of him that might have once been attractive is diminished by his skeezy attitude that makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little.
This guy just totally gets under my skin. I saw him in line (which was shocking - in line!) trying to pick up these two girls with his hair toss. Eh, he looked like such a Chester Molester. I feel like everyone knew of this guy in high school. His neck was super thick, and he walked around like his arms were significantly bigger than they actually were. And he was super rude to girls, but they were too dumb to say anything besides “OHMYGOD! YOU’RE SOOO MEAN!!” And then when he said something stupid, and the legit kids called him out on it, he said something even more ridiculously stupid. And then 3 years after you graduate, you randomly run into him at a bar and his drunk ass tries to hook up with your best friend from high school and he’s looking pathetic. wait… okay sorry, I don’t know where I got off there…
ANYWAY, the other day I learned something about him that really terrified me.
While I was at register, this like 11 year old kid walks up, rolls his eyes, and says “god, starbucks plays the whitest music.” I took one look at this kid with his shiny brunette hair saying this douchey comment and knew that the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. And uhm okay, lauryn hill. Wtf is white music? I don’t know what Dizzy Gillespie would think about you saying this about his version of tin tin deo. I’m pretty sure when I was 11 I was still playing in dirt and not making comments like that. I basically ignored him until he asked for a tall iced water. His dad came in a second later and yelled over at his son to order him an iced venti ice water.
As soon as they left, I turned to my coworker and said how I had no idea that the asshole had a son, and honestly I’m wondering how long ago he found out that he had a son. My coworker said that the dynamic douche duo came in a few days ago. The son apparently said to my coworker “so… if I ordered coffee.. would you actually give it to me… like since I’m a kid? because coffee’s bad for kids… so would you still let me drink it?” Like trying to challenge my coworker with this “moral dilemma.” She was basically like uhm, its not illegal and it should be up to your parent to decide if coffee is okay for you.
Jerk father and punk ass son - what a happy family