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carleighholley: My cousin, Beth, is currently in Kuwait. She...

Apr 1st

On Friday, there was enough excitement...

First there was the junkie.  He’s come in before and has always been really high on some scary...

Mar 30th

alright okay okay

me: ah, I haven't really written for my blog in SO LONG
my roommate: what?! you have to! PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU

Mar 30th

Watch

Ellen takes over starbucks AGAIN.  I love these, but I kind of wish Vivian didn’t say the...

Mar 30th

Weird Customer #2

Crazy Customer: (cuts in front of someone, holds up an ipod, and mumbles something incoherent to me)
147xxxx: sorry, what was that you said?
CC: mumble mumble i need to set this ipod to the factory settings
147xxxx: ...uh
CC: DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER mumble mumble i have to set it to factory settings
147xxxx: sorry... I uhh.. I can't help you with that...
This person looked like a hot mess and ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HER MIND. Why the hell would we have a computer for you to use. And, sorry, but how do you know about factory settings? When I got to the next customer he asked me "did that really just happen?"
These 2 weird customers where the only notable thing that happened in the last few days. Excuse my absence; I had to send in my somewhat busted laptopoff to be repaired, and it was too obnoxious to type out a whole post and look at tumblr on my iphone. </whitewhine>

Mar 27th

Weird Customer #1

Customer: Hi there, just a small black
147xxxx: alllright, anything else for today?
Customer: AND TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS
147xxxx: oh. ...um-
Customer: I'M JUST KIDDING THAT WILL BE IT.

Mar 27th

Happy Sunday!

Mar 22nd

My DM called me yesterday and asked if I could cover a shift at one of her new stores. The store was...

Mar 21st

when did it become 5am?

My manager called me today asking me if I’d be willing to come in for a 5.30-10.30 shift, and...

Mar 19th

Because I’m so busy, I never really have time to enjoy...

Mar 17th

HEY ALL HOT BEVERAGE CUSTOMERS; LISTEN...

THE CUP SLEEVES ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.  RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.  THEY ARE CLOSER TO YOU THAN THEY...

Mar 17th

Today I had a customer who was a starbucks partner and had...

Mar 16th

Sorry Imarican'to read your [CRAZY]...

Cusotmer: Uhm, I believe that you put too much milk in my americano...
147xxxx: oh... wait, sorry, excuse me?
Customer: yeah. YOU put TOO MUCH MILK in my AMERICANO.
147xxxx: Well an americano is hot water and shots of espresso - no milk, which was how I made it.
Customer: ... well... I usually get it with a bit of steamed milk...
147xxxx: Oh, alright. If you pass it back to me, I can put some in for you-
Customer: UGH, I'LL JUST PUT COLD MILK IN IT MYSELF.

Mar 16th

Things people say while at the register...

Saying something like“I don’t mean to be annoying, but can you ____” doesn’t...

Mar 14th

shunkoh: 「スターバックス ダブルショット®」新発売 i love this redesign.  when...

Mar 13th

Watch

Remember this?  Well Ellen did it again.  & “people who need coffee seem to be very...

Mar 9th

THE JIG IS UP. WE KNOW YOU WANT A TALL...

We have this customer who comes in all of the time; today he came in twice.  The weird thing about...

Mar 9th

I suppose I would be bitter too if it...

Last week, we got a counterfeit $100 dollar bill that looked and felt totally real.  It even passed...

Mar 9th

Vanilla Ice (somewhat) Apologizes

Mar 8th

marc: If Starbucks would just remove an E, this could be...

Mar 8th

Listen

Koop - Come To Me My classes were canceled on Monday, and I got a snow day!  So amazing.  When I...

Mar 4th

A 21-year-old woman on her way to work at a local coffee shop was killed when her speeding car spun...

Mar 4th

The Way I See It #297  When I was young I was misled by...

Mar 1st