and the CARMEL APPLE spice... what does...
Pumpkin Perplexed Privileged Princess: What's the pumpkin...spice latte?
147xxxx: It's a latte with our pumpkin spice syrup in it and whipped cream and the pumpkin spice toppings on top
PPPP: but what is it?
147xxxx: Oh, ha, sorry it has espresso, the syrup, steamed milk and then whipped cream on it.
PPPP: So... what isss it?
147xxxx: Sorry, what's what?
PPPP: the pumpkin... spice?
147xxxx: oh, it has flavors like nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger
PPPP: uhmm-
147xxxx: it's like pumpkin pie or pumpkin bread.
PPPP: OOOOOOOHH pumpkin PIE
Sep 25th
Heyy y'all, I wanna get me one a them...
Southern Bitch: I want a venti double shot. five equals and nonfat milk. Oh and with one extra shot. Since you're going to have a shot left over after that, just pour it into my drink.*
147xxxx: Alright... oh, and just to let you know - I'm not going to have an extra shot!
Southern Bitch: No, there are 6 shots in the drink, and I ordered an extra shot. seven. That's seven shots. Put the 8th one in my drink.
147xxxx: Actually the venti size of this drink comes with five shots. Five.
Southern Bitch: (gives me this over-exaggerated "puzzled" look and then a passive aggressive laugh) Uhm... well I guess here the drink is made differently than it is made EVERYWHERE ELSE
147xxxx: Well... (passive aggressively laughs back in yo face) I'm looking at the company wide chart here on the wall... leetttt's seeee. Yes, tall two shots, grande three, and venti FIVE. hm.
Southern Bitch: ...... with five equals and nonfat.
BITCH PLEASE, don't come up here from your boondock little town in some still-raising-a-confederate-flag state with your tickery tackery look of over hair-sprayed hair and pepto pink nails, toting your croc wearing kids & TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
*With our machines, we are able to pull single and double shots of espresso. However, the single shot can mess up the calibration of the machine, so we're suppose to pull doubles all of the time - even if you need an odd number of shots. Some asshole at corporate decided that if a barista is in this odd number shot sitch, the barista should ask the customer if they want the extra shot. This is really annoying, especially since we get customers INSISTING ON HAVING THAT EXTRA SHOT and they definitely aren't paying for it
Sep 15th